Friday, September 5, 2008

The Perks of Old Age

Just had to share this with you......received from my lovely friend NANCY...who is also on the downhill slide of life....

Perks of reaching 50 or being over 60 and heading towards 70!

01. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
02. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
03. No one expects you to run--anywhere.
04. People call at 9 PM and ask, did I wake you?
05. Things you buy now won't wear out.
06. You can eat supper at 4 PM.
07. You can live without sex but not your glasses.
08. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.
09. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
10. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
11. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
12. You can't remember who sent you this list.

And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience.

And the sad thing is that I can relate to most of them.....

12 comments:

  1. Lmao...that is sooooooooo funny ! Reminds me of my nanna..lol
    Shaz x

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  2. This is excellent ... had a good laugh. Warm regards

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  3. Hahahhahaha!!! I think it all starts after 30 anyway!!

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  4. O No ! Kath ! Not sure if I ought to be terribly happy or sad at this list ! being only middle aged now ! lol

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  5. Oh Kath..Well I thought it sounded a bit like me now!!!!and I `m only... 21.....well I wont tell my age....lol.......
    so i guess it`s all downhill from now on then!!!rofl.................

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  6. Mmmm - A few of these apply to me so where do I go from here!!! LOL

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  7. Yep definitely relate to this I love it.
    kim x

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  8. Great, Kath!! Loved it! :o)

    Here's another one...

    70+ wife to 70+ husband: "Let's go upstairs and make love."

    70+ husband to 70+ wife: "Pick one. I can't do both."

    Chris xx

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  9. ah this made me smile, and it's so true!
    annie x

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