Thursday, May 7, 2015

The Wonky Dog Alarm Strikes Again...

Hi folks...well the country has voted and who knows what the outcome will be...I for one won't be staying up half the night for the result because I've had to make a major readjustment to the time I climb the wooden hill to Bedfordshire. Who would think that this butter wouldn't melt face is causing havoc again...the saga of his wonky built in alarm clock is back...
back to bonkers early morning wake up calls...the same insane 5.20am every morning for the last 2 weeks and there's no way to shut this model off and snuggle down for another hour...if the initial gentle nudge doesn't work...it's hyper jumping on and off the bed mode and if that doesn't have the desired effect...it's the look out and take your life in your hands Furry Hooligan CPR. Defeated by the four legged terrorist I stumble downstairs...wait for him to spend his penny and then quick as you like without a backward glance he's back off to bed...snoring his head off before I'm even halfway compes mentes...I've tried joining him but that only resulted in me over-sleeping and a chasing my tail "on the back foot all day" disaster so the missing slipper is the least of my worries...that pales into insignifigance compared to my obsession to locate the adjustment button on this particular furry alarm clock. It just goes to show you should be careful what you wish for...the "more hours in a day" prayer has been granted...the crazy early mornings are doing wonders for the crafty list.
Hugs Kath xxx